Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Run Over an Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So if you run one over, they can't tell on you because they got no one to tell. It's messed up, like your search history. I bet you didn't even know I was a bear!