Violence jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
God bless the shooting that happened.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I wanna fight Gwen!
I'll break your bones, b*tch.