Violence jokes
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
I wanna fight Gwen!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.