Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Violence Jokes
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
O-Block
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
