Violence jokes

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

God bless the shooting that happened.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.