Violence jokes
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."