Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
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