Dora the Explorer jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
