Violence jokes

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!