Violence jokes

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.