Violence jokes

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?