Violence jokes

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"

Shooter: "Oops."

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.

So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.