Violence jokes
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"