Violence jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.