Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Violence Jokes
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
