Violence jokes
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.