Violence jokes
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Friend 1: I don't want to jump.
Friend 2: Me neither.
Murderer: If you don't jump, I'll stab you.
Friend 1: *jumps*
Friend 2: *jumps*
Murderer: I didn't mean off the building!
Friend 1: I know that. I just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?