Violence jokes

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟