Violence jokes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.