Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Violence Jokes
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
