Violence jokes
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
the face of a murderer
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.