Violence jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.