Violence jokes
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than swinging a dead baby in circles over your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.