Violence jokes
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Rape is a touchy subject.