Violence jokes
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.