Violence jokes
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
My dad hits me :(
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!