Hunting Emergency

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.

His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"

"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This is a morbid one, see? The hunter shoots his friend 'cause the 911 operator told him to make sure he's dead! It's funny 'cause it's super wrong and dark. Maybe you should stick to knock-knocks, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Comments (3)

Get your own jokes

3 years ago

You stole this joke, why cant you come up with your own goddam joke, and use those 20 or so brain cells you have.you can still come up with something.

你是不是刚刚翻译了这个

3 years ago

I agree with the guy above me, go get your own jokes.

Spooge-Cake

3 years ago

Do you realize that basically any joke you hear or make yourself, whether you believe you thought it up or not, has been told time and time again.. long before you told it.