Violence jokes
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.