Racist Alien Remarks

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. This "joke" is making fun of how dumb racists sound when they say stupid crap about other people. Instead of people, it's aliens saying this crap about *other* aliens. Do you know how stupid you look right now?

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me: still laughing abt wang the wong number XD

Don't forget calling someone a nerfhurder