Violence jokes
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
I gotta do terrorist :)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Me: Hey, do you want to see my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.