Violence jokes

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?

1 baby tied to 5 trees.

What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?

A killstreak.

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?

Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.

You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.

Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.

My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.

Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.

If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."

Why did the rape victim cross the road?

Because she was a chicken!