Violence jokes
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Kindly yeet someone!
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
*Loud explosion inside the tank* "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?