Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Canada
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face because huggy didn't get a kissy from kissy Missy
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
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Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
