Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is funny because it imagines a baby in a blender. It's also funny because the climax comes at the exact same time as the baby dies. The joke is targeted to you, the joke listener, who has difficulty processing information.
Nige
But if you put it in head first you see the toes curl
HIIIII
But feet first you can hear its scream
AverageOrphanJokeEnjoyer
If you pull it out and pour salt on its legs you might cum again :3