Boston marathon jokes

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.