Boston marathon jokes

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."