Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
