Boston marathon jokes

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."