Boston Marathon Finish Line

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about the Boston Marathon, which is a long-ass race where a bunch of runners try not to die from exhaustion. The punchline plays on the morbid scene at the finish line, implying that there are mangled bodies with detached limbs from explosions. Do you know what a marathon is? I am not sure you do. It is when people run really far, genius. You know, like Forest Gump.

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