Violence jokes
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.