Violence jokes
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
5 is enough
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday? Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people. Pun in, ten dead.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.