Violence jokes

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

This car in RC-XD.

My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

Why do school shooters have the best shots?

They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.