Violence jokes
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.