Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
Violence Jokes
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
