Porn Star Girlfriend

The humor comes from the unexpected turn. The speaker casually mentions their girlfriend is a porn star, but then immediately adds that she would kill him if she found out. It's funny because it implies the speaker is keeping a secret from their girlfriend, and that her potential reaction would be extreme.

• Girlfriend
• Porn star
• Girl
• Porn
• Kill
• Relationship

• I like my girlfriends like my children: dead.
• I keep looking for my girlfriend's killer, but no one wants to do it.
• What's the best thing about dating a blind chick? She can't identify you.
• My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.