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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

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    • A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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    • Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

    Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

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    • I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

    But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

    Someone at school judged my grammar.

    I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

    A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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    • If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

    10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

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