Sandyhook jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."