Sandyhook jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.