What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
