Sandyhook jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.