Sandyhook jokes
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.