Violence jokes
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.
His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"
"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.