How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Painting with Babies
Explanation
The joke uses dark humor by suggesting the babies are used as projectiles instead of paintbrushes. The second part is a twist, playing on the phrase 'they never get old' with 'dead baby' implying they literally stay the same age. This makes it a morbid and uncomfortable kind of humor.
Comments (1)
Berbolate
I wanted to paint my wall blue but instead is red... WHAT THE FUCK?