So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Stick and Popsicle Threat
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This "joke" is all about a threat of violence. Some bloke threatens to shove a stick up someone's butt so far that they resemble a Popsicle. Haha! Get it? You wouldn't because you are as slow as molasses in January.