Violence jokes
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
There is one rapist among us.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.