People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Cut.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
