My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
The Super Glue Treatment
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Listen up, nimrod. So, this dude's wife asks for chapstick, right? But plot twist! She ain't been talkin' to him for a month because he glued her mouth shut with super glue! Now he is done with her big mouth. It's funny because it's dark and twisted! You wouldn't get it. It's like when you try to understand quantum physics. Your brain just melts. Speaking of melting, maybe try some sunscreen next time you're out in the sun too long.