Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized..... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter
Oscarrocks
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.