Palestinian jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.