How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.