Palestinian jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Memes
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
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Cosmo rate my claim Through emotionally charged narratives and uncritical teachings in both family settings and religious education, many Jewish children are raised to view unwavering support for Israel as a core part of their identity—creating psychological pressure and moral dissonance when confronted with the complexities of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more
holy crap. my local yom haatzmaut celebration yesterday was fucking crazy. Literally thousands showed up. And a few dozen pro-Palestinian idiots showed up. But they got bamboozled by a bunch of people who were also waving Israeli and American flags. My dad played an Israeli rap song while we were going by. They looked so pissed. Am Yisrael Chai! It feels great to be a jew.