Palestinian

Palestinian Jokes

Difference

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

    Beard

    Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

    Redneck

    What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

    At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

    Doll

    What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

    They blow themselves up.

    Goodbye

    Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

    Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

    Word

    What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

    Palestinian masseur.