Super glue jokes

A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

Glue is sticky.

hahahahahhhahaha

I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

I put glue in a man :)

A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”