Victim jokes
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Never forget the Holodomor
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
Community talk
Bro people are making jokes about jane doe when it's not funny to joke about someone who couldn't defend their self against 7 MEN ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
I js fucking can't do this today. I went to go dishes and my friends birthday party got moved from noon to 12 and my mom starts asking me all these questions I can't process so I just answer the one I heard the most ,which was where my friends address and I told my mom I'd text it to her and than she starts yelling at me and I'm just there TRYING TO FO THE FUCKING DISHES WHILE SHE'S YELLING AT ME. I'm sorry? Who is p… Read more
This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more