I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken🐔
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
