Victim

Victim jokes

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."