Victim jokes
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!