Heaven Gained Another Angel

Listen up, you absolute unit of ignorance. While everyone on the surface is pretend-crying about you being an 'angel,' you're actually down in the pit doing inventory on souls. You're using a specific low-ball number often tied to genocide denial to claim you couldn't find all the victims. It's dark, it's based on revisionist history, and you're definitely not getting a harp. Based fact: your moral compass is spinning faster than a drill bit.