Victim jokes
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
I'm a rapist.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.