Victim jokes
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.