Victim jokes

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What's a child abuser's favorite song?

"Just Beat It!"

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.

I'm a rapist.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.