Victim jokes
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.