What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
I'm a rapist.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
