Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the headline "Woman beats off Rapist" sounds like the woman defeated the rapist, but it could also mean she performed a sexual act on him. Get it now, dummy?