Victim Jokes

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft

Whats the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds

How are the faster readers in the world

911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds

rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard

But it’s a hearty meal

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Knock knock who’s there ? People have been killed people have been killed who ? The 9/11 victims

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."

why is rape worse than death?

because dead people get way more attention

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.