Victim jokes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.