Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
How are the faster readers in the world
911 victims the read 80 stories in 10 seconds
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
