Victim jokes
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.