Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Victim Jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
