Victim jokes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.