Victim jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.