Victim jokes
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.