Victim

Victim jokes

Tower

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What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Daughter

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My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Reader

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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Dad

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So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Diet

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My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.