Victim jokes
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.