Injustice jokes
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.