Injustice jokes
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
George Floyd in a nutshell.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨