I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Kaj je pomaranÄŤa rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
