What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Vehicle Jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What color is your Bugatti?
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
