Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, "okay."
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
I was in the car and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy an a,m like what the
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
