Flat Tire jokes

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."