Flat Tire jokes
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.