What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Vehicle Jokes
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What’s yellow and can’t swim??
A school bus with elementary kids.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
I love bus jokes.
