Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Vehicle Jokes
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What’s big and black on the road?
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
