Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
