how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
The Man: "Sonny why do you come to get some milk every day?" The Son: "Because , milk is important." The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?" The Boy: "Who?" The Man: "Your mom?" The Boy: "I don't have a mom." The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss." The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy .
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
what is Beethoven's favourite vehicle
a van
