My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
