I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
