Vehicle

Vehicle jokes

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.