Vehicle jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
What’s big and black on the road?
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.