Vehicle jokes
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Why did the bus cross the road?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.