A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.