Vehicle

Vehicle Jokes

A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.

The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.

The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.