How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor!
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
What's big and yellow and can't swim, a bus filled with children
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
