Mase

I like soccer and I turned 15 this year :) i also like gaming but i dont play much.
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what do blind kids and orphans have in common

they both cant see there perants

john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is

what do you get when you put a vest on an alligator

an investigator