Ups

Ups jokes

Brother

    • A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

    Poem

    • My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

    roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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    • Surgery

    • If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

    Ups memes

    Soda

    • My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

    I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

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    • Wheelchair

    • Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

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    • Dog

    • I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

    She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

    Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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    • Girlfriend

    • I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

    Me be like: ;-;

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