Ups Jokes

you could say Kobes career went up in smoke

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too

i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻

What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.

(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)

The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"

why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted

one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary