A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
why can’t orphans go to school? they need their parents to sing them up
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
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I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”
