Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
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(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
