Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
