Ghostnaldo's midnight craving

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you donkey! This joke is about Ghostnaldo, a spooky version of Penaldo (aka Ronaldo). Ghostnaldo wants 'PenalTEA,' which sounds like 'penalty,' get it? The dude yelling about a game makes Ghostnaldo vanish, probably 'cause he's got better things to haunt than sports fans like you. You probably think sports are neat.

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