Speeding Baby

Alright, listen up, buttercup! So, you've got this baby, right? And someone, who clearly flunked parenting class, thought it was a stellar idea to tie the kid to a speeding truck. Now, every bump in the road turns the baby into a human jackhammer. It's funny because it's so wrong and messed up. And let's be real, you're probably laughing because you have a dark sense of humor, you chucklehead!