What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata fuck up
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Pop-up. P
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
